Chirp

She needs to get her nails done. She wants a facial when she gets home and needs to schedule her next waxing. Her back hurts from carrying a backpack; she could really use a massage. Oh my gosh, there’s a gecko in the room! She’s bored. There’s nothing to do around here. This school sucks. Her professor won’t clarify on the assignment. She’s waking up at the same time as me, but she calls first shower! (I don’t take showers in the morning) She can have second shower, just as well. It’s so hot out. (There’s a beautiful breeze) The fan gets left on, but the windows must be shut; someone might look in at night when it’s dark. Ew! There’s ants in the room (one crawls across the desk). She needs to wash her hair tomorrow. She needs to dry her hair after. She insists she’s more sensitive than other people; it has to do with the hair. She brought a dozen pairs of shoes with her. She thinks I should try something with a crazy pattern. She makes faces 10x worse than I do. She thinks I'm serious. She just flicked another ant off the desk. She asks questions that she already knows the answers to. She scoffs, after I give her advice she asked for, because I only have a year's worth of experience more than she does.

Little does she know.